Ron Swanson
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Played by: Nick Offerman
Occupation: Leslie’s superior
Family: Two ex-wives (Tammy and Tammy); A brother
Relationship status: Dating (Beth, Tammy’s sister)
- Thinks all government is a waste of taxpayer money; dream is to have park system privatized (”Pilot”)
- Convinced by Mark to give Leslie lot #48 by being told by Mark that Ron “owes him one” (”Pilot”)
- Has picture of Bobby Knight behind his desk and a sawed off shotgun on his desk (”Pilot”)
- Plays a lot of online Scrabble with Tom (”The Reporter”)
- Divorced his ex-wife, Tammy, because she cheated on him (”Rock Show”)
- Gave Marlene an unrepeatable nickname in 1994, the Iron [expletive] of Pawnee (”The Banquet”)
- Loves bacon-wrapped shrimp. Bacon is his #1 favorite food and shrimp is his #3 favorite food (”The Banquet”)
- His brother is an officer in the Air Force (”The Banquet”)
- The Bulge, a gay bar, is located behind his house (”Pawnee Zoo”)
- Has a hernia, and is forced to sit still for an entire work day after sneezing (”The Stakeout”)
- Receives flowers from the office (which Leslie ordered) while recovering from surgery at the hospital (”Beauty Pageant”)
- His mom’s name is Terry (”The Practice Date”)
- Has established a scientifically perfect 10-point scale of human beauty. On the scale, Tom is a 3.8 and his wife, Wendy, is a 7.4. Tennis legend Steffi Graf is a 10 (”The Practice Date”)
- Plays jazz under the pseudonym Duke Silver at Cozy’s in Eagleton, IN; plays Foreigner’s “I Want to Know What Love Is” with Tom in the audience; has two albums, Smooth as Silver and Hi Ho, Duke, and a third to be released, Memories of Now (”The Practice Date”)
- Dresses as a pirate for Halloween 2009 (”Greg Pikitis”)
- Almonds give him the squirts (”Greg Pikitis”)
- Would use his last dying breath to tell his two ex-wives to go to hell one last time (”Ron and Tammy”)
- While married to Tammy, he set the bed on fire (”Ron and Tammy”)
- Wears a red shirt and black pants after having sex (”Ron and Tammy”)
- Likes dark-haired women and breakfast food (”Ron and Tammy”)
- Proposes to give Tammy Lot 48 for more sex (”Ron and Tammy”)
- Got his first job when he was 9 at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, he was running the floor (”The Camel”)
- Thinks child labor laws are ruining America (”The Camel”)
- Has a bunion that’s practically its own toe (”The Camel”)
- Really enjoys Andy’s shoe shines (”The Camel”)