On his tumblr, Aziz Ansari runs down your other TV options for tonight, and all but confirms why Parks and Recreation should be at the top of your priority list:
1) The Spring Gem Event Finale on Homeshopping Network
Oh wow, yeah, the preceding episodes of the Spring Gem Event were so gripping. Lord knows how they’ll end the season!! Oh, I know, by selling more f-cking gems you can order by phone. This show is garbage. PASS.2) Bones on FOX
Dave Boreanaz supports child labor and only uses children from Indonesia to work on the set of this show. Anyone with a conscious should boycott this. PASS.3) Samantha Who? on ABC
Christina Applegate is notorious for setting up sham charities and using the funds to buy firearms to shoot defenseless animals. NO THANKS.4) The first 30 minutes of Man of the Year starring Robin Williams – E!
I heard Robin Williams spits on all his fans. PASS.4) Cuidado con el Angel on Telemundo
The show is in Spanish. I don’t know what’s going on. PASS.5) Speeders on TruTV (formerly Court TV I think)
You get to see a children’s photographer, a would be bridesmaid rushing to console a would-be bride, and an aspiring actor all getting speeding tickets. Alright this sounds dope, DVR it and watch it later.
Link: Parks and Recreation Premieres Tonight at 8:30 on NBC!
